Muslims...
1. Are misunderstood and the objects of widespread stereotyping. A bearded man is scrutinized at the airport on the bases of his appearance only. Same for a veiled woman.
2. Do not marry their daughters to outsiders (people from other religions). Islam allows its men to marry women from the “ehl-e-kitaab” (people of the book, e.g. Christians, Jews etc). They also favor early marriages.
3. Are prone to shows of financial affluence and pomp. Arab rulers and Sheikhs are notorious for their spending habits. Also, while they spend a lot, there are numerous social restrictions.
4. Have a mindset about an “acceptable” profession and a not acceptable one. Generally Muslims will run businesses and have jobs in most industries but still view the media as a no go area. There are also different benchmarks of acceptability for men and women
5. Have a generally patriarchal society.
6. Are educationally less inclined. There are no major (top 100 listed in any field) universities in the Muslim world. Also, the procurement of education is generally limited to a degree to enable the holder to earn a living. Degrees in the arts or other “not earning” fields are rare for the breadwinners. Very little RnD in the Islamic world.
7. Have stakes in major businesses all over the world.
8. Will view “modern” to be the equivalent of evil. Sticklers for tradition. Muslims to this day carry forward the teachings of a Holy Book that is over 1400 years old (Mash Allah). The view also prevails that each coming generation is more prone to deviance than its predecessor. An elder’s view will have preference over a knowledgeable and capable youth.
9. Arrogance. We are better because we are Muslim.
10. Prefer to help out only Muslims, except when there is a vested interest. Arab countries rarely contribute to international crisis rehabilitation efforts when it involves non Muslims. The other countries aren’t as financially sound.
11. Large families. Collectivism
Conclusion:
Muslims are the Memons of the world!
(Note: Do NOT take this post seriously. Severe writers block and too lazy to think or research. I’m a Muslim too and proud of it. Also, the reference in this post is to muslims of today, not proper followers of Islam ( courtesy : Blue Stocking))
15 comments:
November 13, 2010 at 10:14 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!! This is sooo you!! LOL!
November 14, 2010 at 2:29 AM
Haha! Memons! What an apt thing to say!
November 14, 2010 at 4:25 AM
lol :P
November 14, 2010 at 10:25 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! The ending totally made me chuckle! =D Thumbs up to the unknown author of this awesome blog ;)
November 14, 2010 at 10:26 AM
very funny dada :P
November 14, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Real nice fading red! I love your blog!
November 19, 2010 at 4:50 AM
lmao at the last line!!!
u know u should make an addition there... these generalizations suit 'Muslims of today' and not the followers of Islam. they seriously have no clue what their religion teaches them.
"Will view “modern” to be the equivalent of evil." ok this is kinda not true ;)
Sticklers for tradition.
Sticking to traditions isnt bad if traditions are not good :)
Muslims to this day carry forward the teachings of a Holy Book that is over 1400 years old (Mash Allah).
they do so cz the book is perfectly applicable today :)
The view also prevails that each coming generation is more prone to deviance than its predecessor. An elder’s view will have preference over a knowledgeable and capable youth.
this is true for sure however.
the title is really cooooool!
and yes i'm glad u wrote please dont take this post seriously :p it could lead to some serious repurcussions :p i was sort of blowing up at a few things but the memon comment caught me off guard :D
November 19, 2010 at 6:15 AM
I never said any of the points were good or bad. they were just statements with no connotations intended.
You would know better than me that not all traditions are derived from Islam, rather Saudi beduin traditions.
I do agree about the muslims of today point, i will add that, thank you :)
As for being anti modernisation, there are examples for and against this. And it is to be borne in mind, there is a reason I mention muslims (of today as you rightly point out) rather than Islam itself, we are too far removed from it to be cited as examples of followers of the religion.
Thank you for the compliments :)
November 19, 2010 at 6:18 AM
And as fr not taking this post seriously, yeah i foresaw a debate I was too lazy to cope with. And i was lazy when i wrte this too.
However good of you to add to this. :)
November 22, 2010 at 7:20 AM
hahaa luvd it
December 16, 2010 at 1:04 AM
EPIC .
January 7, 2011 at 7:16 AM
and i thought it was about the chocolate candy..
Awesome'ness unlimited.
January 11, 2011 at 2:46 AM
Well, now you know :P :)
January 15, 2011 at 7:58 AM
quite the light bulb moment this must've been for you :P
January 15, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Yes, life made more sense from then on :D
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